Poll: I have an interview with Batman tomorrow, do you have any good advice?

Like what to do say, wear? You know, what would you do if you had an interview with Batman?Poll: I have an interview with Batman tomorrow, do you have any good advice?
1)Batman, will people ever stop injecting you hallucinogens?





2)Did you seriously never question that Bat mite might not just be a figment of your imagination?





3)Which former Robin hates you the most?





4)When are you going to stop being sorta-dead %26amp; take your cowl back from Dick?





5)Did you know that Hush is living in your house, spending your money?





6)How does Catwoman feel about you having Talia Al Ghul's baby?





7)Since you are busy being Batman by night %26amp; Bruce by day, when do you find the time to sleep?





8)Do you think the Joker's new surgeon hobby is going to make Gotham a scarier place when he finally snaps out of his oblivious funk %26amp; realizes that the Batman he just picked a fight with isn't really you?





9)So Jason Todd is going back to being the Red Hood as a Punisher-style vigilante. Do you think of him more as a villain, or should I be asking this of Dick instead?





10)Is it true that you don't listen to music, %26amp; that you hate rock 'n' roll?





11)Do you think Poison Ivy is inherantly evil, or is she just a misguided man-hating hippie tree-hugger?





12)If someone spills hot coffee on your Kevlar-coated lap, can you feel it?





13)Does it bother you that the Joker didn't seem to notice or react to seeing you take off your mask after Jezibelle Jet kept yelling ';Bruce!';





14)Do you think Maxie Zeus is funnier when he's on drugs?





15)How many years do you think it will take before the Riddler returns to crime?





16)Who's dumber? Charaxis or Killer Croc?





17)Think Onomonopea will ever pop up in Gotham again?





18)Do you think Superman has it too easy?





19)You're antisocial, right? How much did you hate working with the Justice League, %26amp; wherever did you find the time for them?





20)What's your most embarassing memory of the Silver Age?Poll: I have an interview with Batman tomorrow, do you have any good advice?
Hmmm.. Batman you should probably dress up like that weird penguin guy and ask him about him and catwoman. After the interview I would recommend stealing his bat mobile.
Batman is dead
Just remind him to call me when he gets into trouble .
Dress like Robin and eat a banana =D
wear tights? maybe a cape

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